Greetings from Russia! I am the most honest person in Russia and, possibly, in the world, and today I am going to tell you how to look smarter if you are stupid. How to look smarter if you are stupid? Firstly, you need to learn how to make a smart facial expression. The stupider you really are, the smarter you should look. Take an example from me and politicians. Your task is to say stupid things and not smile at the same time.
How to become smarter if you are stupid? For example, right now I can say that there is a delicious mermaid in my bathtub, I eat saber-toothed tigers in the morning, yesterday I bit my neighbor’s dog and tomorrow I will turn into an ostrich and illegally cross the state border. And no one will punish me for this, because Donald Trump is the godfather of my canary.
How to be smarter if you are stupid? Secondly, you should learn some clever phrases and expressions. Two or three quotes are enough. And pay special attention to interesting facts. With their help, you will look like a real scholar. Try to cover all areas of knowledge. So you will form the image of a very intelligent person. For example, the cheetah is the fastest animal in the world. Australia is the driest continent. Usually a woman does not have a penis. Donald Trump is the godfather of my canary.
How to seem smarter if you are stupid? Thirdly, you need to talk less. Even if people demand a direct answer from you, limit yourself to evasive and universal phrases. Something like, “I have to think. It is not as simple as it seems. I think that makes sense. Donald Trump is the godfather of my canary.”
As you can see, I can give you a lot of useful and interesting information. Subscribe to my channel. From Russia with love!
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